Eat Nothing At All!

Illustration:  There Was An Old Woman.  Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhymes.  McLoughlin Brothers: New York. Ca 1900.

“There Was An Old Woman.”

There was an old woman

Called Nothing-at-all,

Who rejoiced in a dwelling

Exceedingly small:

A man stretched his mouth

To its utmost extent,

And down at one gulp

House and old woman went.

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Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhymes.

McLoughlin Brothers: New York. Ca 1900.

Lost – Strayed or Stolen!

Illustration:  From the Story:  "ARKONAUTIC EXPEDITION."  In The Miz.  Written by Grace E. Ward.  Illustrations by Clara E. Atwood.  Little, Brown, & Co.: Boston. 1904.

“The Welsh Rabbit took another bite of toasted bread, and sobbed aloud.”

Paul opened the door and saw a strange sight. Ted’s Noah’s Ark was standing in the centre of the room, and all the animals were trotting about as they pleased.

[Sign] “Lost – Strayed or Stolen, A Wooden Japheth. Inquire Within.”

From the Story:  “ARKONAUTIC EXPEDITION.”

In The Miz.

Written by Grace E. Ward.

Illustrations by Clara E. Atwood.

Little, Brown, & Co.: Boston. 1904.

The Old Woman Never Told Lies!

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There was an old woman lived under the hill,

And if she’s not gone she lives there still.

Baked apples she sold, and cranberry pies,

And she’s the old woman that never told lies.

Illustration:  Old Woman.  Mother Goose Volland Popular Edition.  Edited by Eulalie Osgood Grover.  Illustrated by Frederick Richardson.  Published by P. F. Volland Company: New York, Chicago & Toronto. 1921.

Mother Goose Volland Popular Edition.

Edited by Eulalie Osgood Grover.

Illustrated by Frederick Richardson.

Published by P. F. Volland Company: New York, Chicago & Toronto. 1921.

 

Tomato Sauce!

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“Come, now, don’t give me any of your tomato sauce.”

. . . “A boy threw my favorite sister at a cat last week and I have never been able to abide boys since; and, come to think of it you look like that boy.”

“Oh! no, sir, it wasn’t I,” said Billy, frightened. “I – I’ve only just come.”

. . . hundreds of other tomatoes, not quite so large as the first one it is true, but large enough to frighten Billy, were shaking their heads at him threateningly.

But Billy plucked up his courage and said in a voice that was a wee bit shaky, “Come, now, don’t give me any of your tomato sauce; if you’re not careful I’ll squash you.”

Illustration:  Tomato Sauce.  Billy Bounce  By W. W. Denslow and Dudley A Bragdon.  Pictures by Denslow.  G. W. Dillingham Co. Publishers: New York. 1906.

Billy Bounce

By W. W. Denslow and Dudley A Bragdon.

Pictures by Denslow.

G. W. Dillingham Co. Publishers: New York. 1906.

Not Good For Any Known Dish, When You Are Dead!

Illustration:  The Cat and The Hare.  Tiny and Her Vanity.  McLoughlin Bros.: New York. 1892.

THE CAT AND THE HARE.

“Puss, puss!” said Tiny, going up to the sleeping beauty, “good morning to you.”  “Oh, good morning; how are you?” replied Puss, “I really did not see you, for I was half asleep after being up all night at a mouse party.”

“Indeed,” said Tiny, “was it amusing?”  “Yes, to me,” said the Cat slyly, with a very slight wink, “not to them.”  “Ah!  I understand,” said Tiny.  “Oh, Puss, Puss!”  “Did you call me?” said a pert young Hare, peeping out from under a large leaved plant.  “You,”  said the Cat, looking down with contempt – “you, Puss.”  “Yes, indeed, I am called Puss in the highest circles,” sharply replied the Hare.

“You are a gipsey, a mere country tramp,” replied the Cat, “without any claim to honest Cat-hood; where is your tail, friend?  Cat, indeed!”  “Tail! Pooh!” said the Hare, “that would be of very little use to me, but just look at my lovely ears; pray, where are yours?”  The Cat did not deign to reply, but rubbed her nose with her paw.

You talk to me!” said the Hare, pertly.  “I, who am sought after by the highest people in the land, and am often at their tables!  I live at large on my own estate, as good a gentleman as any of them; whilst you, are a short-eared, long-tailed servant, living upon the mice, or anything, you can catch; and not good for any known dish, when you are dead!  Ha, ha, ha!  Puss, indeed!  You are a mouse trap.”  So saying, he struck his foot smartly upon the ground, and trotted away.

Tiny and Her Vanity.

McLoughlin Bros.: New York. 1892.