Old Books & Buns On Sale!

Illustration:  “THE PRACTICAL JOKE.” by Harry B. Neilson.  PETER PIPER’S PEEP SHOW or All the Fun of the Fair.  By: S. H. Hamer.  With Illustrations By: Lewis Baumer and Harry B. Neilson.  Cassell And Company, Ltd.: London, Paris, New York & Melbourne. 1906.

“THE PRACTICAL JOKE.” 

 Little Joey Bun,

He’s the chap for fun,

Sometimes he is really quite provoking.

He’ll always make you laugh,

He’s much too smart by half;

There never seems an end to all his joking.

Father Bun is old –

Joey Bun is bold,

Not a spark of fear in him remaining:

What’s his latest spree?

Well, just look and see.

I don’t think the picture needs explaining.

Illustration:  “THE PRACTICAL JOKE.” by Harry B. Neilson.

PETER PIPER’S PEEP SHOW or All the Fun of the Fair.

By: S. H. Hamer.

With Illustrations By: Lewis Baumer and Harry B. Neilson.

Cassell And Company, Ltd.: London, Paris, New York & Melbourne. 1906.

Hey Diddle Diddle, The Cat and The Fiddle!

Illustration:  Hey Diddle Diddle.  Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhymes.  McLoughlin Brothers: New York. Ca 1900.

Hey diddle diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle,

The Cow jumped over the Moon,

The little Dog laughed to see such sport,

And the Dish ran after the Spoon.

Illustration:  Hey Diddle Diddle.  Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhymes.  McLoughlin Brothers: New York. Ca 1900.

Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhymes.

McLoughlin Brothers: New York. Ca 1900.

Funny Tea!

Cup-of-Tea

Funny Tea.

. . . Then the funny little lady went to the funny little cupboard and brought out some funny little cups and funny little saucers and a funny little tea-pot. Then she set to work and made funny tea.

The Funny Little Book. 

Story and Illustrations by Johnny Gruelle.

P. F. Volland Company: New York, Chicago and Toronto. 1918.

Illustration: Funny Tea.  The Funny Little Book.  Story and Illustrations by Johnny Gruelle.  P. F. Volland Company: New York, Chicago and Toronto. 1918.

Cup-of-Tea-The-Little-Man-Text

Police-Bouy – A Bad Joke?

Head-of-the-Tide-Water-In-The-Miz

“Because,” said the face, “I am the Head of Tide Water, . .”

. . . At last appeared a dark object on the surface of the water, and as they came nearer, a long neck could be seen, with a head that grinned at Jan and said:

“I guess you can go on a bit farther, my man.”

“I intend to,” said Jan. “Why not?”

“Because,” said the face, “I am the Head of Tide Water, and it’s only small boats that can go by me. I turn all the rest back.”

“I see,” said Jan, “sort of a river-policeman.”

“No, a police-bouy,” said the Head of Tide Water, and laughed very loud because he had made a bad joke.

Illustration From the Story: JAN THE LION KILLER  In The Miz.  Written by Grace E. Ward.  Illustrations by Clara E. Atwood.  Little, Brown, & Co.: Boston. 1904.

From the Story: JAN THE LION KILLER

In The Miz.

Written by Grace E. Ward.

Illustrations by Clara E. Atwood.

Little, Brown, & Co.: Boston. 1904.